In the year of 1982 Pimeyden Nekroteurastaja formed SUDDEN DEATH, which became known as ÄKKIKUOLEMA when ÄKKIKUOLEMA Demoncastration Tape was released shortly thereafter. The concept was simple. To create the most twisted, dark and unholy metal that does not even resemble music in any way. Pimeyden Nekroteurastaja called this the Necrometal of Darkness. Lord Nekrokallo (aka Murhakuu) soon joined the band, creating the only strong line-up ever for the band. A few demos were recorded, and the band split up in 1987. Pimeyden Nekroteurastaja was reputed to be dead, and Lord Nekrokallo went on to create disturbing electronic music during the mid-90's. The ÄKKIKUOLEMA tapes were confiscated by the church due to their blasphemous content.
End of story? Not at all. In 1990 Eukalyptika and Totaaliteurastaja (who had played session drums for ÄKKIKUOLEMA) re-formed to band, and recorded a few now lost rehearsal tapes. It was during this time that Eukalyptika found the tapes recorded by Tuhomurhaaja af Void, Musta Kostaja and The Ympärileikkaaja and released them as the Korpisaatana demo.
In 1994 a comeback demo was planned, and Greifi Kyrvänkatkoja joined to do the vocals, and Eukalyptika recruited Prince Diabolicum Mystinen Hahmo Äkkikuoleman Historiassa to play bass. They tried to rehearse between fights but ended up in the hospital. This period was the most destructive within the band, as the band mostly fought among themselves. Totaaliteurastaja was often missing in the forest and was once found in a cave in the middle of the night, banging bloody bearskulls with fleshy bearbones.
The band would have fallen apart unless Prince Diabolicum Mystinen Hahmo Äkkikuoleman Historiassa had not found Epäpyhä Pukkiherra, with whom the Tuskapimeä demo was recorded. Eukalyptika and Totaaliteurastaja disappeared completely before the recording, and have not been heard of since. Greifi Kyrvänkatkoja did not show up for the recording, and he was no longer considered a part of band. Tuskapimeä was a terrible demo with lousy sound in the standard vein of ÄKKIKUOLEMA, but it used a drum machine and was never released. The band fell apart again. Two years after this, in December 1997, Epäpyhä Pukkiherra commited suicide by blowing his brains out with a shotgun.
In September 1997 Greifi Kyrvänkatkoja killed Tuhomurhaaja af Void, with whom he had had quarrels over re-forming Äkkikuolema (Tuhomurhaaja wanted to introduce song structures). For a long time he had his body in his freezer and then dissected it and cut it up in little pieces. A demo was mailed out in Tuhomurhaaja's stomach. The Ympärileikkaaja had also disappeared under suspicious conditions, and rumours at the time had it that he also had been killed.
In early 1997 ÄKKIKUOLEMA was re-formed once again by new blood, namely Ruttovagina the Gynekologi, Greifi Kyrvänkatkoja, and Kalmakuolema Kyrpäjyrä. Nekroviikinki the Saatana joined the band only weeks before the recording of the Kuolema Suksilla demo, during a period when the whereabouts of Kalmakuolema Kyrpäjyrä was unknown. Sometime in April 1998 Kuolema Suksilla was recorded. This then was the age when all hell broke loose.
The recording of Kuolema Suksilla ended up in total mayhem and bloodshed, much like their predecessors. Greifi Kyrvänkatkoja bled half to death, and was unable to participate in any ÄKKIKUOLEMA activity for 6 months. Ruttovagina the Gynekologi ate Musta Kostaja after finding out he had played something melodic. Nekroviikinki the Saatana was not heard of ever since, although some say he lost his sense of time and fell down into the viking age. At this time Ylikalifi Nekrokuppakuolema the Victorious (Emperor Zyklonius Eloton) managed the band and was able to recruit replacements. Ruttovagina the Gynekologi did not want to cooperate with Ylikalifi and disappeared into the forests.
The next demo, 9th to be exact, was titled "Pure Kuolema or Holocaust Over Meri-Pori." Only 9 tapes were given away. It was recorded by Ylikalifi, Paroni Nekrotuhooja von Holocausthelveetti, Sultan Lahmu and Saatanan Ylipappi the Krisnunrepijä during the summer. ANNO SAATANA: PIRU ON IRTI was the next "unlimited" release, and contained much unreleased material from the past. Ylikalifi was run over by a car on his way to Helvetinpimento, so Ruoskapuoskari the Napanuora Huoranpilkkoja replaced him on the few new tracks on ANNO SAATANA. This miserable piece of painful abomination ended the story of the now-trendy ÄKKIKUOLEMA, which was laughed out and beaten to death by an angry person who claimed to the The Ympärileikkaaja come back from the year 2020 when he was/will be resurrected. The alternative rumour tells that all the members wandered outside after the recording and were taken by the light of the rising sun and burned to ashes.
The final chapter concerns the THE TRUE ÄKKIKUOLEMA, an attempt by Greifi Kyrvänkatkoja, Pimeyden Nekroteurastaja and Eukalyptika to create true unholy holocaust. The Ympärileikkaaja was also part of the roster, but unfortunately died during rehearsals. Eukalyptika was not seen or heard of, so Murhakuu filled in. What came of this session was a tape titled "Armacaust Hologeddon", recorded in September 1998. THE TRUE ÄKKIKUOLEMA split up after this, because they knew that continuing would produce only trendy shit. With this tape they decided to put the "darkness" in the "necrometal of darkness", and that can be achieved only once in a lifetime.
However, as a lot of material had been put together over the years. Lord Nekrokallo came forth with an idea of doing a CD (mastered from tape). Greifi Kyrvänkatkoja had left the band (after giving the CD the title "Kaos Absolut"), but three members were resurrected. Musta Kostaja was stiched together from the intestines of Ruttovagina, the Gynekologi, the runestone under which Nekroviikinki the Saatana was buried in the Viking age was opened and Nekroviikinki was brought back to life in a satanic ritual. The Ympärileikkaaja was dug up from a ditch where his body had been ditched after he was found dead. Turns out he usually does not have a heartbeat, and he was ready to beat the skins again. Unfortunately, the recording could not be carried out due to the death of all members in a car accident. Here is the story:
Evidently, the car had rolled over many times on a field, flaming like a torch until it exploded with all members of the True Äkkikuolema inside. According to Greifi Kyrvänkatkoja, the explosion could have happened due to the 150 kg of stolen dynamite in the trunk of the car meant for the blowing up of the cathedral of Turku.